Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Just For Laugh - 9 May 2013

Just For Laugh

It was another busy and hectic day at work. I received this an e-mail from a friend of mine. I found it quite funny, it helps to relief some of my stress.

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".

One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called
"Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who in only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how
much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much
money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!" This is called Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your

The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked
our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80
million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold !"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC
shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take.

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