Search Inside Yourself

3 Things inside us are :
- calm mind
- develop insight
- nourish heart

Calm mind. Why we need to have a calm and clear mind ? It is because only under this condition then we can be happy. It is said that the default state of mind is Happiness.

Develop Insight. Most people frame their emotion, eg I am happy or I am experiencing anger, etc.

Nourish Heart. Develop below qualities :
- Loving kindness
- Compassion
- Sympathetic joy
- Equanimity
Giving end of kindness is happiness. Note that :
Compassion is the happiest thing &
Happiness open awareness.

Have A Laugh

Last week, the number of visitors to my blog hit a record high of 50. I use to get articles and jokes from my friends. This is one I like because it makes me laugh. Will it make you laugh ?

Read on.

Doctor :  Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife    :  When must I give them to him?

Doctor :  They are for you.

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up

MOM  :     Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON   :     But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM  :     Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON   :     One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM  :     Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON   :     Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

MOM  :     One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your

                responsibilities. 

               Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Judge      : Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover? Defedant : Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... "Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste! 

GOD SAID, "I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER".DEVIL REPLIED, "EVEN I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE , SO I CREATED MOTHER-IN-LAW "!!

Employees of a Company are all worried.

Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened from a senior employee. They ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

"About 1 Litre".

 

Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.Friend #1: What's a GPS override?Friend #2: My wife.

 

Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better......